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Get Smashed on 'Bad Apples' This Thanksgiving

Everyone is focusing on the sad, bad parts of not having a proper Big Thanksgiving, but having fewer people at a Thanksgiving gathering means there are fewer people to argue with. This makes the dinner table a safer space, imbibement-wise, leaving you free to get even drunker than you normally would. Luckily, I have the perfect, extremely on-theme cocktail for this exact scenario.