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What Are the Best Bedtime Stories You've Made Up For Your Kids?

As someone who writes for a living, you’d think I’d be good at making up stories. But a thing I learned about myself long ago is that while I’m capable of writing about facts and my own opinions (which I also consider to be facts), I cannot create a work of fiction. I once tried to write a children’s book called The Binky Bandit, inspired by my then-infant son who was getting a reputation at dayca